So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Expectations: “I’m going to pick to buy it in a color I don’t usually wear like yellow or green…”
Reality: “Yeah, I’m going with navy because navy is life.”
This is me. Every time.
my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them