sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

(via classy-texan)

laureninlilly:

californiagirlwearingpearls:

Expectations: “I’m going to pick to buy it in a color I don’t usually wear like yellow or green…”

Reality: “Yeah, I’m going with navy because navy is life.” 

This is me. Every time.

georgias-peach:

People who go to Disney over the age of 12

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via tarheelprep)