^In case you were wondering, this is the “me” in this story time scenario.
The soda company in story time will remain undisclosed, simply because I don’t really feel the need to call out this specific one due to the fact that, in my eyes, they are all equivalent on evilness rankings. This story begins when I had a meeting with a top advertising exec for one of these massively popular companies in America. Basically this is what happened:
The chart would have been better with sources! I’m sure most of what you’re saying is factual, but it’s always important to provide avenues for further research by readers.
ah yes the four seasons. wet, hot, halloween, and christmas