So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

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Expectations: “I’m going to pick to buy it in a color I don’t usually wear like yellow or green…”

Reality: “Yeah, I’m going with navy because navy is life.” 

This is me. Every time.


People who go to Disney over the age of 12


my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

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